Hallo from Klaus Krieger and his lifelong squash partner and on-again/off-again mistress, Heike. We have been undefeated since 1995. Together we can show you how to master the art of photographing yourself on the world's many squash courts.
Lesson One: Wear Your Safety Specs Like a Pro.
The key to effectively posing in the enormous eyeball shields (which, trust us, is far better than being photographed with enormous red marks going across the bridge of your nose) is to master the wry smile and entitled body posture. (see Klaus.)
The first three lessons will be devoted to this art. Do not expect to touch a racquet until Lesson Four.
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