
And I base that just on the entertainment industry.
I really don't mean this to sound xenophobic, but watch any American awards show (YouTube them, I guess, now that awards season is nearly over. You have 45 minutes left to catch the Oscars): The Acads, Emmys, Golden Globes, yes, alright, The Tonys. Count the number of foreign artists accepting awards, particularly from Britain and its former commonwealth nations. Hell, just watch TV. All of our highest-rated series star Brits or Australians or something close to it: House, ER, Lie to Me, Eleventh Hour, The Wire (this realistic crime show set in the worst neighborhoods of Baltimore starred three full-blown Brits), the list goes on. Listen to how many actors you could have sworn were American come up to the podium to get their statue and suddenly they can't pronounce their r's.
This can only mean one of two things. Either Americans have really turned into a self-hating breed of world inhabitants following two terms of George W. Bush, six years of war, and single-handedly devastating the world economy. We're a bit embarrassed, and we want a different breed to class up our telly, make us smell a bit better.
OR we genuinely suck, and the Brits are rightfully getting our parts.
The latter can't possibly be true. I mean, it just can't.
And believe me, that's pretty hard for me to say. It's not a sentiment I am used to expressing. I have lived my life remarkably pro-British. To say I am an Anglophile, would be like saying Boris Yeltsin took the odd drink now and again. Python, The Beatles, The Clash, I Claudius, and Newcastle Brown Ale are things I like mostly because they are English. Some Americans claim to be Anglophiles, but if this photo of me doesn't put me at the top of that unenviable list, I don't know what will.

But I come to rail against the Brits, the Aussies, the Kiwis, the Scots, the Irish - (if there's an affectionate nickname for people from Ireland, I don't know it, or am afraid to use it), and to say to those who run the American entertainment business something that right-wing conservatives, not liberal-minded largely apolitical artists such as myself, have been saying for years: Quit giving away our jobs, you guys! Come on!
Unless we really do suck. Then relegate us only to buddy comedies and reality TV. And any spare supporting roles going in Japanese-funded action movies based on comic books. If movies like "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" can get nominated for Best Picture (and movies like The Departed can WIN Best Picture), then yes, we Americans deserve to be on the bread lines. Put us on.
1 comment:
Beautifully said, Eli.
Not to detract from the real purpose of your blog, but I, too, LOVE Newcastle!
My wife (who was born in Wimbledon to a woman from Yorkshire and man from Portsmouth with Scottish blood) and I have commented on the number of Brits and Aussies coming to the American small screen.
We could not put our finger on why the industry has flooded the airwaves with foreigners. We, or course, would never complain about another Brit on the TV.
I like your quilt!
cheers.
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